Mission Impossible The Final Reckoning
May 26, 2025
8 Comments
More exposition than your car’s GPS!
The Penguin Lessons
April 8, 2025
No Comments
One small step for film, one giant belly-slide for penguinkind
The Brutalist
February 2, 2025
8 Comments
A bit like IKEA—where the only way out is through every department, and by the end, you wish you’d just stayed home and saved the money.
Conclave
January 20, 2025
1 Comment
…less taut political thriller, more drooping cassock
Gladiator II
December 1, 2024
2 Comments
The ancient Romans were familiar with the citron and as such they’d have recognised this film for the lemon it is. Why the pressing need