
"...if she'd removed her wig and glasses we’d all have been in on the joke!"

The real Napoleon, after all, is a hard act to follow. One wonders what the French will make of it?

How many close-ups of Di Caprio frowning can one person take?

...looks like he's wandered in from his local Am-Dram group.

There's a storm brewing, the candles are on and the phone lines down...

Oppenheimer is the experimental Dr Jekyll, the ego-driven Dr Victor Frankenstein who wants to see his creation live; the privileged academic that wants to see if his math checks out...

...A pinktastic hit!

Cruise sprints his way through the film like Usain Bolt.

...Is it wrong to be grateful for the cutaway to Indiana's hat?

...like the rest of the cast, didn't quite know why they were there.

...in space no one can hear you scream, not so in the cinema auditorium.

...by the variety and range in which they die.